Of course I'll read you another creepy story love. Let me just use some of this duct tape first... there we go, we don't want the neighbors to know. Comfy? Chains not too tight? Good. Okay, let's read, ummm, THIS one, SEETHINGS. It's a goody. This time I'll act the parts as I read them … Continue reading Bedtime Stories
Listening is everything. There is so much to learn just by pressing an ear against a wall. Mister Listener carries a stethoscope with him at all times. It allows him to refine the process, to learn about what those walls have to say. After hours, he quietly places it against her window, or her door, … Continue reading Mister Listener and the Perfect Man
What is Noir? Officially#1: It's a colour. Officially#2: It's a literary genre. The latter merges with the former through a state of mind: A dark approach to storytelling. That's what is Noir! One example of Noir in image form is in this picture: This picture is a Noir cliché. The cigarette smoking and smoking-hot femme fatale featured frequently … Continue reading What is Noir?
Sexless relationship? Is your partner simply playing hard to get or are they asexual? Just like gay, lesbian... and all the other variants in human sexuality, asexuality can hide in a closet awaiting to be discovered by wisdom-driven life experiences. Your sexless relationship may not be a product of routine or boredom. You or your partner may be asexually … Continue reading Sexless Relationship? Hidden Asexuality Could Cause It
Neo-noir is my new little black dress in storytelling. I'm pleased to inform readers that my second neo-noir erotic novel is about to be released - and it takes to the water on a sailing yacht! The first draft is now complete. I'm about set to get my head around working through the first edit so I can … Continue reading Nautical Neo-Noir. The new Novel
Paper orgasms? Are you sure you want to go down that path Michael? You're writing psychological thrillers, not literotica! Why not include literotica in a story about love and murder? Sex is suspenseful, right? Good sex includes great suspense. We say sex starts in the brain so why not take the suspense from one act of life and then use … Continue reading Paper Orgasms
Erotic Clock Begins At Half Past Missionary: Says Lovemaking Artisan So you think you've seen it all. You're a well-seasoned adult. Lovers have come and gone and you've tried all the lovemaking techniques in the book. And then Mitchell Felding, a self-proclaimed lovemaking artisan, comes along and asks the simplest of questions: "What about painting your sex?" … Continue reading Erotic Clock: Lovemaking For Art’s Sake
Man Fakes Orgasms. It's well known that women fake orgasms. It's often done to satisfy fragile male egos and solidify relationships... but do men fake it too? And could a woman tell the difference between a fake and the real thing? Mitchell Felding claims that he has been withholding his ejaculate in order to stop his wife falling … Continue reading Man Fakes Orgasms.
The Closeted Asexual: Lies in the Bedroom. It's easy to confuse scenes like these. One would easily assume that this couple is happy, sexy and fertile but this isn't the case. One of them is a closeted asexual and doesn't know it. In time, this will cause a rift to grow in their relationship and, if things don't … Continue reading An Allosexual to an a Closeted Asexual.
Surviving the Sexless Marriage. There's no easy way to say it, so I'll just come out with it. A sexless marriage or relationship sucks big time. Yearning for skin-to-skin contact but receiving rejection constantly is soul sucking. Yes, it's crushing. Given time, it's absolutely demoralizing. And then there's the guilt and self loathing... of pushing … Continue reading Happy Never After.